The Real Definition of 21st Century Socialism, at last!Can this be a Bolivarian Social company? With the Mom and apple pie and Fourth of July imagery? With only the mention of "Access To The Largest Oil Reserves In The Western Hemispere" to hint at the fact that your Daddy, Hugo Chavez, controls the company? Really, Rosines, is that what Venezuela is to the Chavistas, a vast pool of oil to turn into cash so you and your sycophants can live large? For shame! Rosines, your Daddy ditched the nation's flag and emblems at your whim- speak to him, and tell him about this misguided attempt by CITGO to disguise its ownership. You can come up with something better.
CITGO "helping fuel our way of life"? This Dick Cheney looking guy as the face of CITGO? Whose way of life? CITGO isn't American, and surely you don't mean to endorse the American way of life that your Dad excoriates? Sure, it fuels your family's luxe standard of living, but the ad doesn't make that point. Maybe you can have a camera crew follow you and your half-siblings around, haranguing the gringos, as the voiceover tells us that American money fuels your way of life?
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"Maybe you can have a camera crew follow you and your half-siblings around, haranguing the gringos, as the voiceover tells us that American money fuels your way of life?"
INDEED!
Best "My Super-Sweet Sixteen" EVER!
Still, the fact that Chavez, Bernardo Alvarez, and Co have made such a PR Chernobyl that they're toxic even to the very CITGO that feeds their mouth, which now attempts to portray itself as more American that the Grand Ole Opry,
is droll.
Saludos!
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